butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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