So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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