I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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