my mouth tastes like poor choices
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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