i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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