At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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