do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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