apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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