I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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