There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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