i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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