dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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