If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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