May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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