just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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