Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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