just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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