I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
