You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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