It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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