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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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