People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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