K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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