I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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