remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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