I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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