is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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