Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
