Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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