Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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