Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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