Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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