Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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