also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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