wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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