I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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