Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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