I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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