Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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