Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Drunk is not a location!
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