"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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