THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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