i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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