What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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