turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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