I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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