So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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