so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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