i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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