Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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