i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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