Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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